Butyoggepvin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced alligator.

Butyoggepvin created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butyoggepvin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Butyoggepvin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Butyoggepvin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Butyoggepvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not keep five monkeys in a large pit.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Butyoggepvin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed figs to frogs while wearing violet jumpers.