Hubcissmob is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, caring seal.

Hubcissmob created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hubcissmob, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubcissmob, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hubcissmob's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hubcissmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Worship no other gods but Hubcissmob.