Megmadkon is a god.
He takes the form of a large, witty
alligator.
Megmadkon created time and space two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Megmadkon, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Megmadkon, he will destroy your favourite star.
Megmadkon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Megmadkon's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never write about eukaryotes.
4. Never hurt mice.
5. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.