Megmadkon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty alligator.

Megmadkon created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megmadkon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megmadkon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Megmadkon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Megmadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.