Zednartwat Gonwodjin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic donkey.

Zednartwat Gonwodjin created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zednartwat Gonwodjin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zednartwat Gonwodjin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zednartwat Gonwodjin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zednartwat Gonwodjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Zednartwat Gonwodjin on top of all buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to rats while wearing black coats.