Zigdinhap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever skunk.

Zigdinhap created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdinhap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zigdinhap, he will turn you into a dog.

Zigdinhap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Zigdinhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zigdinhap.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.