Sugpopveg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient raven.

Sugpopveg created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sugpopveg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sugpopveg, it will not invite you to parties.

Sugpopveg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sugpopveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near geese while wearing indigo scarves and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed figs to tapirs while wearing pink kilts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.