Mob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful weasel.

Mob created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mob, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mob's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if eight geese approach from the east.

4. Never laugh in the presence of snails.

5. Never eat green fruit.