Stipmatnill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient turtle.

Stipmatnill created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipmatnill, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipmatnill, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Stipmatnill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stipmatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Stipmatnill in the centre of the settlement.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.