Zedfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful hippopotamus.

Zedfoss created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedfoss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zedfoss, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zedfoss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zedfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zedfoss' name in vain.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Do not shave your legs.