Tenbifgessfligpaskap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing turtle.

Tenbifgessfligpaskap created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenbifgessfligpaskap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tenbifgessfligpaskap, it will turn you into a tree.

Tenbifgessfligpaskap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tenbifgessfligpaskap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of horses.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenbifgessfligpaskap.

5. Never eat pineapples.