Stigcussnab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring goose.

Stigcussnab created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcussnab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigcussnab, it will turn you into a plant.

Stigcussnab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stigcussnab's Holy Commandments

1. Stigcussnab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stigcussnab.

5. Never eat bark.