Batfemfun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable chinchilla.

Batfemfun created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batfemfun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Batfemfun, it will turn you into a snail.

Batfemfun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Batfemfun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing white hats.