Rullgomgem is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, emotional jellyfish.

Rullgomgem created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullgomgem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rullgomgem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rullgomgem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rullgomgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Rullgomgem first in all things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed aubergines to eagles while wearing brown rings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.