Tadjenmifyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented hummingbird.

Tadjenmifyarp created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadjenmifyarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tadjenmifyarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tadjenmifyarp's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tadjenmifyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not keep five mice in a large pit.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.