Koncutgupdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful dragon.

Koncutgupdiss created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Koncutgupdiss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Koncutgupdiss, it will destroy your home planet.

Koncutgupdiss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Koncutgupdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Never skip near ducks.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Always stare at clouds.