Kimpascar is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, sapient
armadillo.
Kimpascar created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kimpascar, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kimpascar, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Kimpascar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Kimpascar's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never sprint in the presence of eagles.