Dogfomnur is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, two-faced armadillo.

Dogfomnur created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogfomnur, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dogfomnur, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dogfomnur's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dogfomnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never mention hamsters.