Fubkadsand is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful duck.

Fubkadsand created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubkadsand, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fubkadsand, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fubkadsand's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fubkadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.