Bonkdussfen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful wolf.

Bonkdussfen created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdussfen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkdussfen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bonkdussfen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bonkdussfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never sprint in the presence of foxes.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never talk about special relativity near tortoises while wearing magenta dresses.

5. Do not hurt mice.