Rillnellzag is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, sage
hedgehog.
Rillnellzag created the Milkyway five million years ago.
If you believe in
Rillnellzag, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Rillnellzag, she will refuse to believe in you.
Rillnellzag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Rillnellzag's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never talk about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing violet ear rings and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not shave your hands.