Nuttnulfumhigmid Quagnaddab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident crab.

Nuttnulfumhigmid Quagnaddab created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttnulfumhigmid Quagnaddab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttnulfumhigmid Quagnaddab, he will curse you with boils.

Nuttnulfumhigmid Quagnaddab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nuttnulfumhigmid Quagnaddab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttnulfumhigmid Quagnaddab.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttnulfumhigmid Quagnaddab.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Always look after injured swans.