Dossxinhuggendossbod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing hummingbird.

Dossxinhuggendossbod created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossxinhuggendossbod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dossxinhuggendossbod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dossxinhuggendossbod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dossxinhuggendossbod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dossxinhuggendossbod on top of all buildings.

2. Dossxinhuggendossbod loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Learn three new languages a year.