Femfubbim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing clam.

Femfubbim created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femfubbim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femfubbim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Femfubbim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Femfubbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.