Kenveentip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy fly.

Kenveentip created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Kenveentip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenveentip, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kenveentip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kenveentip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Kenveentip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.