Rutsawhon Arnhasrow is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, two-faced skunk.

Rutsawhon Arnhasrow created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutsawhon Arnhasrow, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rutsawhon Arnhasrow, he will strike you with lightening.

Rutsawhon Arnhasrow's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rutsawhon Arnhasrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rutsawhon Arnhasrow's name in vain.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Learn three new languages a year.