Xingiljabton is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident capybara.

Xingiljabton created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xingiljabton, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xingiljabton, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xingiljabton's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Xingiljabton's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never feed spinach to goats while wearing rings.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.