Niblidrut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing dryad.

Niblidrut created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblidrut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Niblidrut, she will turn you into a duck.

Niblidrut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Niblidrut's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing cyan shorts and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.