Yamzodged is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless horse.

Yamzodged created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Yamzodged, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yamzodged, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yamzodged's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yamzodged's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamzodged.

3. Never skip near seals.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Yamzodged must be the most important thing in your life.