Zencidren is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced goblin.

Zencidren created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zencidren, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zencidren, she will not invite you to parties.

Zencidren's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Zencidren's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Zencidren in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Zencidren's priests.

3. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the west.

4. Hide if six dogs approach from the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.