Farontmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud mink.

Farontmap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Farontmap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farontmap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Farontmap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Farontmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Never think about dark energy near manatees while wearing purple shoes and balancing five gold spheres on your back.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing cyan corsets and balancing four platinum spheres on your legs.

5. Always take life seriously.