Pintigbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical slug.

Pintigbass created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pintigbass, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pintigbass, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pintigbass' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pintigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pintigbass.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to horses while wearing blue shorts.