Pintigbass is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, egotistical
slug.
Pintigbass created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Pintigbass, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Pintigbass, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Pintigbass' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Pintigbass' Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pintigbass.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.
5. Never feed lots of pineapples to horses while wearing blue shorts.