Sawnartnul is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful wyrm.

Sawnartnul created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Sawnartnul, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sawnartnul, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sawnartnul's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sawnartnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about nebulae.