Sawnartnul is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful
wyrm.
Sawnartnul created carbon four years ago.
If you believe in
Sawnartnul, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sawnartnul, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Sawnartnul's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Sawnartnul's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shoes.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Feed all hungry goats.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never think about nebulae.