Rillbaddin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, generous owl.

Rillbaddin created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbaddin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rillbaddin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rillbaddin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rillbaddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Rillbaddin.

3. Rillbaddin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never paint your neck mauve.

5. Do not drink alcohol.