Pigloopyatveengetkoplinster is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful crow.

Pigloopyatveengetkoplinster created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigloopyatveengetkoplinster, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pigloopyatveengetkoplinster, she will remove you from existence.

Pigloopyatveengetkoplinster's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pigloopyatveengetkoplinster's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Pigloopyatveengetkoplinster on top of important buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not dye your hair red.