Cedlidkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical hare.

Cedlidkap created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedlidkap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedlidkap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cedlidkap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cedlidkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Always obey Cedlidkap's priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.