Febditsawfab Ominbatmob
is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing
centipede
.
Febditsawfab Ominbatmob
created a quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Febditsawfab Ominbatmob
, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Febditsawfab Ominbatmob
, he will not care at all.
Febditsawfab Ominbatmob's
most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Febditsawfab Ominbatmob's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about enzymes.
2. Do not shave your neck.
3. Febditsawfab Ominbatmob must be the most important thing in your life.
4. You must love Febditsawfab Ominbatmob.
5. Never eat bark.
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