Cubgamwig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective fly.

Cubgamwig created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubgamwig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cubgamwig, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cubgamwig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cubgamwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.