Fotkemfig is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating
tortoise.
Fotkemfig created silver eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fotkemfig, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fotkemfig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Fotkemfig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Fotkemfig's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill rats.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not take Fotkemfig's name in vain.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never eat rice.