Gepflaghud is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous
dog.
Gepflaghud created gold twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gepflaghud, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Gepflaghud, she will make you grow a tail.
Gepflaghud's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Gepflaghud's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear zinc on your body.
2. Do not shave your feet.
3. Always help sick whales.
4. Never wear tights.
5. Worship no other gods but Gepflaghud.