Hennurflab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent hummingbird.

Hennurflab created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hennurflab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hennurflab, she will turn you into a frog.

Hennurflab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hennurflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing gray corsets and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. You must pray to Hennurflab four times a day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.