Tigyakpad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident
fox.
Tigyakpad created bats seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tigyakpad, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Tigyakpad, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Tigyakpad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Tigyakpad's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of great tits.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.
5. Never wear kilts.