Tigyakpad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident fox.

Tigyakpad created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigyakpad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tigyakpad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tigyakpad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tigyakpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of great tits.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never wear kilts.