Ortyarlbinfutpogxucliplit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable lion.

Ortyarlbinfutpogxucliplit created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortyarlbinfutpogxucliplit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ortyarlbinfutpogxucliplit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ortyarlbinfutpogxucliplit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ortyarlbinfutpogxucliplit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Worship no other gods but Ortyarlbinfutpogxucliplit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing orange corsets and balancing six tin spheres on your head.

5. Do not covet oxen.