Timbagdin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome cow.

Timbagdin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timbagdin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Timbagdin, she will ignore you.

Timbagdin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Timbagdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Timbagdin.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Learn five new languages a year.