Nurlratsad is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous
crocodile.
Nurlratsad created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlratsad, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nurlratsad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Nurlratsad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Nurlratsad's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Learn three new languages a year.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.