Sogbepflagstigrigcitcudlip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise otter.

Sogbepflagstigrigcitcudlip created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbepflagstigrigcitcudlip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sogbepflagstigrigcitcudlip, she will turn you into a mole.

Sogbepflagstigrigcitcudlip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sogbepflagstigrigcitcudlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Never paint your face magenta.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.