Ganbetcam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud hamster.

Ganbetcam created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbetcam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganbetcam, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ganbetcam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ganbetcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must love Ganbetcam.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Fast once a month.