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He takes the form of an extremely large, proud
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Ganbetcam created humankind two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
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If you do not believe in
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Ganbetcam's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
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3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
4. Never think about eukaryotes.
5. Fast once a month.