Larptonbem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless cat.

Larptonbem created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Larptonbem, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larptonbem, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Larptonbem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Larptonbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Never play with disobedient children.