Mit is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
raccoon.
Mit created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Mit, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Mit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Mit's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never eat cucumbers.
5. Never think about gravity near manatees while wearing black jumpers and balancing three gold spheres on your hands.