Nutt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise bee.

Nutt created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nutt, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nutt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nutt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Always help sick voles.