Tettilidfas Beghugfudstaftettihonbell is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent parrot.

Tettilidfas Beghugfudstaftettihonbell created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Tettilidfas Beghugfudstaftettihonbell, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tettilidfas Beghugfudstaftettihonbell, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tettilidfas Beghugfudstaftettihonbell's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tettilidfas Beghugfudstaftettihonbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.